you might not want to read these if you don't want to experience "tmi" about my almost-sex life. especially since it's all centrally located on one boy and one night.
holy shit, I feel like he ravaged my body hardcore. this is amazing.
dear miss lady, please, continue to stare at the hickey like you've never seen one on a consenting adult before. shit happens. often times it's amazingly enjoyable. get over it.
would it be wrong to tag him in that picture as "sexy beast who touched and teased EVERY SINGLE INCH OF MY BODY LAST NIGHT" ?!?! Probably. Father wouldn't like that.
Is it weird that I spent the flight to Seattle crying because I miss him already and now I can't stop thinking about last night and how FANTASTIC IT WAS?
Really, really glad I didn't actually have sex with him, though. Because when I cycle back to depression, it'd hurt more.
But OH MAN if he was staying in the same area as me, and we were actually together... Woah man... Things would've gotten wayyy rowdier.
I have never. in my life. in real life. seen a penis that big. (i'm sorry to anybody who may have read that. you probably really didn't want to know.)
I'm giddy as a motherfucking school girl. and who knows when (or if) i'll see him again. and if I do - who says we'll hook up again? hmm.
yep, i'm Tom Hanks. Sleepless in Seattle and all. What's with him and movies involving planes indirectly. Plane crash, airports, ... Okay maybe it's just those two.
Soo many bruises. It hurts to move my neck - in any direction!!
But don't worry, it's amazing.
I think instead of satisfying the "horny as shit"ness i was experiencing yesterday, he just served to make it worse for me today. assshole.
Who even reads my blogs anymore? Cause i know nobody comments on them anymore. Do I not say interesting things anymore? Probably not. Oh well.
"man when we hook up... we hook up rough." apparently. but you LOVED it. even if you don't remember.
HOLY MOTHERTRUCKING CRAPBALLS I just learned how to tag someone in a status with ONLY their first name... This is going to make tagging Chelsea in everything SO much easier.
Man, sex must be AMAZING. Why haven't I tried that shit before?
I don't think I've ever been called beautiful, sexy, or amazing that many times in one night before.
Not or, AND. Yeah. He's quite affectionate when he's drunk.
(Really, you don't want to read this next one. Unless you're chelsea and you already know.)
His fingernails... CUT... my vag. Like, really? One place I never thought I'd have to worry about lacerations...
I've really got to stop thinking about this, or it's only goign to get worse.
warning:
ReplyDeletetypically guys w a big penis aren't that good at pleasing with it... unless you're into that brainless pumping action. They don't have much room for more technique. (and it's easy as hell for them to make you sore... but that's never upset ME in the past)
this boy... can do amazing things not involving his penis at all, so idk if that'll be a problem. haha.
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